I have to do something right now. These goddamn ki d s are throwing toilet paper on my house. I hate them. Little ugly monsters. It's time for my revenge. I'll invite them in. There will be no witnesses to what I do to them.
Oh you dear little ren! I invite all of you in. Come on in! And now little pigs... for all you did to me. For my every tear. You will pay with your own suffering. I shrink you all! You will be my little slaves and you will all di e today. I will swallow you, I will bite you, I will stra ngle you with a fart... And you! I will crush you with my ass.