*Some farts at the beginning*
It just started at that point. How’s you feel right now? Poisoned? Like in heaven? Can you smell it...? This wind from my ass hole? It goes straight into your nose.
Meet my ass and my asshole. Do you know why are you here? Let me explain. You’re here for my pleasure. I will make some fresh, hot dinner for you. It will be your greatest meal. And you have to eat what I serve to you. All. No promises, just do it. Bon Appetit and come closer. You have to eat.