You're the suspect under surveillance! I'm going to secretly watch you and report back to my superior officer on all your activities so I can catch you in the act! I'm going to keep exact and professional notes on all you do...but it seems that is just to endlessly masturbate everywhere, all the time. What a loser! I'm trying to give my boss a professional report but as the time drags on and days become weeks I'm more and more disgusted and don't even bother anymore. All you do is jerk and jerk because you're a chronic masturbation addict who doesn't have time to commit crimes because you'r... Show more