You're LATE! I'm here to talk about all of your write ups! It says you've been late every day for the past the 2 weeks. What secret? I don't have any secrets! You watch your tone with me, I cut the checks around here! Porn on the internet? How do you even know it's me! Have you been spying on me? You creep! I'm the boss around here! Fine, what do you want?