I just wanted to talk to you about something, I'm getting really annoyed! Is it going to be me or is it going to be her? I have all the qualities any guy would want in a girl, I'm young, gorgeous, I have money, I'm fun, and she is old, and flabby, she has wrinkles, I don't need naps, I don't have weird menopausal mood swings. And my sex drive is through the roof, I'm love to suck dick, and let's be honest, I'm really good at it! So it's time to choose!