I know how hard it is living with me as your roommate and your stupid girlfriend here all the time. I know she doesn't like when I wear my short shorts around you, and my underwear. You know if you didn't have a girlfriend we could do so many things together, you wouldn't have to feel guilty for staring at me, watching me bend over, and no one would even yell at you for it. And later when you jerk off thinking about me, you won't have to feel guilty.