I want to talk to you about how bad my ass smells. it smells so bad - I farted this morning and it was so disgusting! Rotten eggs! I have a dirty ass - I need to use the bathroom so bad, I have to spread my ass cheeks when I go or I will make a huge mess. It smells so bad. But you don't care do you? You would love to push your nose right up into my asshole, like a dirty filthy human toilet.