I just really thought I was ready for us to have sex, i'm a senior and if I don't have sex before college I won't be cool anymore. So I got dressed up for you in this lingerie and I thought you'd be excited, so take off your pants... please? Is that it? I mean I've seen dicks before, but are you sure that's a dick? I can't believe I dated you for this long and that's what I get to look forward to!