You know that I really want you to feel like we should have sex - we've been dating for like 3 months don't you think it's time? Are you hiding something? Why don't you want to fuck me? Don't you think I'm hot? Finally - okay I'm ready! Now take off your clothes. Oh. My. God. What the fuck is that? Is that your dick? Is that it? That's your dick?! What do you mean it doesn't get bigger? What the fuck is wrong with that thing? I'm teasing you like this, and it doesn't get any bigger?!