Ok so you're going to be my new assistant? What qualifications do you have? Okay, let's see how good you are, file my papers, get my lunch, scrub the floor! I'm starving, go next door and get me my lunch! Hmm, now that I smell that lunch it gave me an appetite for something else... you're starting to smell pretty good to me right now. No, don't get up, just sit right there and I'll have my lunch!