I love this show - oh, I need to learn how to do that more, push my hips real hard like that. He's hot, much younger than she is.. what are you doing watching me? I wasn't watching porn! I was watching a home show! You have a dirty mind... did you just say fuck you to me? I'm going to wash your mouth out with soap and teach you not to speak to me like that!

You want to learn what I was watching on the show? Come sit next to me and we can learn together, our little secret!