Oh silly you. You've come to see me, right before your big date with the new girl you met online. But you know coming to see me was a big mistake right? Because you know that I'm the only girl for you. I'm the only one that can pull off a black dress like this. Your date has no chance at all. And just to make sure of it, I'm going to make sure I drain your ball sack, so you have nothing left when you're on your date. She'll think you don't want her. Your chance with a real woman, a real date, all ruined now. So let's get ready...