Oh my goodness! Were you just in the pool naked? What's the matter do you have a little shrinkage?! You poor thing! If I didn't see such a manly face, I would think you were just a! I mean, I just wanted to take a swim, I didn't know that I'd get to see such a little teeny weenie! It's so cute! What were you thinking swimming naked with that little wee-wee of yours? It's just so small!!