Oh my god! What is that?! Are you showing me your penis?! Hahahaha! Is that hard?! Oh my god!! You cannot be getting laid at all! I think literally that is like my pinky toe!! I don't think it's even as big as my big toe! Is that thing hard?! How do you even jerk off? What would you even do to me? I would be so revolted if I was to see that little thing! That would probably fit right into my belly button!