I'm going to take you back to the good old days when you were a loser nerd in high school who couldn't get a hot chick like me. You know, if I was in your school I would have taken you to the bathroom with the rest of my hot girlfriends and given you a big swirly! So today, what I want from you is to go to the bathroom, put your ugly face in the toilet and flush it - give yourself a giant swirly! Then I want you to come back, take out your cock and start to jerk it!