Today you get to see my beautiful ass! I bet you wish you could touch it! It's so tight and perky, you've never even seen an ass like this in real life, so this is quite the treat for you. It is tan, and goes so perfectly with my outfit. I know your wife doesn't have an ass like mine, I mean, how could she? She what... 50 or something? An old hag, not a tight little body like mine...