So I'm at your house and I'm about to go shopping with your wife but since she's in the shower and I thought well maybe that would give us sometime to talk...or do more than talk! She said youve been distant from her, and I understand why, you've been yearning for me! haha! huh? My little horny boy! And I think now we have time to do exactly what youve been dying to do. So this will be quick and easy, we dont want to get caught!