oh man, I drank too much last night....Whats with my voice, why it so high, I sound like a girl, wait and my nails are done??? Whats happening??? Ummm...Wait where is my dick, ok where the fuck is my dick???? And my hair is so long, oh no, why do I feel like crying, no you dont cry, you're a dude. It must of been something I drank, I'm a girl. Like straight up a female. I've always want to be a female for a day and this girl has a really cute body, I wonder what it would feel like to touch myself and orgasm as a girl.