Those bitches at the bar were so hot last night, ugh and I'm so hungover...wait why is my hair so long?? Did they put something in my drink? they did say they had something to put in guys drinks that wouldn't stop hitting on them...What did they do to me?! I have tits and a pretty pussy, I have to look in the mirror, OMG, I have to touch it, I mean I need to feel what a women feels, but I dont even know how, ummm...this feels so good, I just want to keep touching my pretty pussy and my perky titties, its like I'm a virgin all over again!