Oh my god! Step-Dad what are you doing home so early?! Did you just see me.... um... playing with myself? I mean, I was just um... ok I was touching myself,just don't tell step-mom, she'll get mad at me.What? You want to watch me? What if someone else comes home - I don't know if we should. I'm must nervous.. I know, what if you touch yourself too? Then I won't be so nervous, will you do that for me? Ok - well let's do this then... how about you take off your pants first and then I'll go back to what I was doing before you walked in on me.