Look at you sitting there, excited for what's about to happen! I don't know if you should be so excited. What the hell is going on with your balls?! It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen! No body has said anything about it?! Gross, I wish I could just take a hammer to those things, and crush them over and over! I wonder how bad I could get them to hurt? You deserve it, since you should have taken care of those things a long time ago! What if I used a needle and stuck them over and over again? You know that I'm your balls right? You aren't supposed to enjoy it so much.