What's up step-bro, why are you always texting on the floor. Having you around all the time is so annoying, I just which you could go back to your dorm! I just want to work out! My boyfriend just dumped me and I need to get my revenge body! I haven't gotten laid in 2 weeks, and its such a bummer. Ugh! OK, just stop looking at me, wait, what's your hand doing? Are you playing with yourself? OMG! OK, can I just see it, I'm so horny right now...