Jamie got herself a part time as a server at a fancy restaurant. Today she was supposed to bring me home some food when her shift was over, but like Jamie always does, she forgot. Anyways, I thought it only fair to leave her handcuffed, tied up, and chained up in the barn out back. She wasn't happy about it. Maybe the next she works she'll remember to bring me a t-bone steak and a mashed potato.