Case #4459011 – March 21st, 3:32 PM. Suspect is a blonde female over the age of thirty. She identifies herself as Alura Jenson and is classified in our Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, file. The Officer on duty detains her after reports that she is harassing the cashier. While the Officer is out of the office, she tries to hide items in her sneakers. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on March 21, 2020.