Wow this is probably the weirdest thing I'm ever going to do but, here goes. The first time I saw you I went home and couldn't get your face off My mind. I just felt this immense urge to... well to kiss you. All over. Is that crazy? No? Well what if I want to kiss you right here, right now? No I'm not joking, I want to use My big glossy lips to kiss you all over your face. Can I kiss you?