Who's the birthday Girl? I am. And who's going to have some birthday sex? I am. Mmmm. I build up so much excitement each year that comes around not for the gifts or the parties, oh no, it's for the birthday sex. The cater to My body, smoking hot sex that you reserve only for a birthday. The kind of sex that you stroke just the way I tell you to, while listening to Me dirty talk in your ear. I'm purring. Birthday stroking is extra sweet. Happy Birthday to Me!