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What brings you into My office today? you think you have a problem? What kind of problem... don't be shy. I've heard it all. Oh... you think you jerk off too much. Hmm... well I can definitely help you with that. No no, I'm not going to make you stop jerking off cold turkey. That's not going to solve anything. I'm recommending opposite. Jerk more. Any time you feel the urge to jerk off, do it. Oh you have the urge now? Well... jerk off.