you know it's ugly, dinky & unsatisfying. But ever wonder what the few unlucky Women who have the misfortune of going out with you really think of that wart you call a penis?

Get the inside scoop as you observe the inevitable phone call to the best friend the morning after your date where ALL the dirty deets get spilled & mercilessly mocked! All the while She looks deliciously out-of-your-league in short shorts, sports bra, and perfect bare feet wiggling right in your view.

Use your tears as lube as you stroke your way through the peels of laughter &... Show more