I am of a different caliber when it comes to this kind of therapy. Have you not realized what kind of counselor I am? It's like I'm the kind of counselor who doesn't care much about your feelings and instead straight up tells you the brutal truth. Would you like to know my true honest opinion about you?

Want to see my notes about you? THIS is what I think of you and who I think you are. The thing is, I have just the fix for you. You need someone to tell you what to do and who you are. This is the kind of therapy in which you get to focus on the kind of things that you really need a...

I am of a different caliber when it comes to this kind of therapy. Have you not realized what kind of counselor I am? It's like I'm the kind of counselor who doesn't care much about your feelings and instead straight up tells you the brutal truth. Would you like to know my true honest opinion about you?

Want to see my notes about you? THIS is what I think of you and who I think you are. The thing is, I have just the fix for you. You need someone to tell you what to do and who you are. This is the kind of therapy in which you get to focus on the kind of things that you really need and want. You've been staring at my legs for the good part of a year, but it's time I just showed you how I'm going to fix you. It's a surprising solution. ;)