I can't believe it's already the weekend. I ask you what your plans are for the night, but it seems you didn't hear me. Or, you aren't paying attention. Hellllloooo?!?! Over here! Are you listening to me? What are you looking at? My eyes are over here! You're staring at my socks, aren't you? That's disgusting! Look how dirty they are! And, there's no way I'm doing anything tonight. My feet itch SO bad that I didn't even get any rest last night. The burn and itch in between my toes is unbearable. You just stare at my dirty socks? Gawd, I can smell them all the way from up here. You like tha...

I can't believe it's already the weekend. I ask you what your plans are for the night, but it seems you didn't hear me. Or, you aren't paying attention. Hellllloooo?!?! Over here! Are you listening to me? What are you looking at? My eyes are over here! You're staring at my socks, aren't you? That's disgusting! Look how dirty they are! And, there's no way I'm doing anything tonight. My feet itch SO bad that I didn't even get any rest last night. The burn and itch in between my toes is unbearable. You just stare at my dirty socks? Gawd, I can smell them all the way from up here. You like that smell? Well I have two size 9 feet for ya then! Double the nasty toe funk for ya! Oh yea, I've definitely got athletes foot. When don't I have athletes foot? I've been wearing the same socks for 7 days straight while working and working out, which probably contributes to my issue. But, you sure do seem to like it. Look how filthy my socks are from top to bottom. I can't stop itching that toe cheese and fungus in between my toes. OMG the smell is filling up this whole room! Listen, if you're just going to stare at them, why don't you go ahead and stick your nose right up to them. Right in between where my toes are raw, blistery and stinky. I bet you're the one who takes all my socks so I can't find any clean ones, that way I have to wear the same ones all the time. You like watching me be miserable? Maybe you just want these socks? I peal off my crusty smelly socks and invite you to smell my stinky, sweaty, dirty, athletes fungus filled socks. And while you're at it, go ahead and pay attention to the blistering, red and peeling in between my toes that itches SO bad. I use my socks to floss in between my toes, really smearing the athletes foot fungus all over my socks. I drape my socks over my feet for you to stare at the filthy bottoms of them. I'm forewarning you how contagious this athletes foot is, so if you want these nasty dirty socks, don't blame me if you catch it! I need to go soak my feet now. I'm nice enough to gift you my crusty socks, because I sure don't want them anymore!