I know we haven't been friends for that long, but I'm a pretty good judge of character. And you, well, you're very transparent. I just want to make sure I'm on the right track. You seem to be always looking at my feet. Just like right now, you're not even making eye contact. You're staring at my feet and my sandals. Which do you like better? My feet? My sandals? Both? I'm aware that your are the perfect foot slave. You really realllllly like feet. Particularly mine! Is it the red polish that grabbed your attention? Huh, you little foot freak? It's been so obvious! I purposely wear sandals ... Show more