This toy truck and toy motorcycle stand no chance under my size 9 feet. I walk up to them and slide them around a little, flipping them over and toying with them with my heels. I put pressure on the truck, first, hopping up and down. I crush the motorcycle first, watching the wheel fly off. Then I start digging my heel into the bed of the truck, struggling to release my heel from it. Now it deserves total destruction. I put full pressure and start to stomp on it, shattering the windshield, then splitting it in half. I continue with both toys until all that's left are useless pieces. I get ...

This toy truck and toy motorcycle stand no chance under my size 9 feet. I walk up to them and slide them around a little, flipping them over and toying with them with my heels. I put pressure on the truck, first, hopping up and down. I crush the motorcycle first, watching the wheel fly off. Then I start digging my heel into the bed of the truck, struggling to release my heel from it. Now it deserves total destruction. I put full pressure and start to stomp on it, shattering the windshield, then splitting it in half. I continue with both toys until all that's left are useless pieces. I get my broom, sweep the pieces into a dust pan, then dump them into the trash!