I come home from a night out dancing, and you couldn't even pretend to be resting, could you? You're waiting there at my feet. That is so pathetic. But you knew I'd been out dancing, and that my feet had been encased in my heels, sweaty, cheesy and slimy. My foot fungus is in full effect. I could feel it growing in my heels all night. And you know how fungus loves to grow in dark, moist places. The funk is so bad, the smell was filling up the entire club. I peel off my heels, struggling to get them off my sweaty feet. You've been waiting to smell this disgusting funk. My feet are so infect... Show more