Sitting playing on my phone, I comment on how sweaty my feet are. I pry my sneaker off and catch a horrific stench from my foot that fills the air. I squish my face up in disgust. I take of my other sneaker and this foot smells even worse! I grab my back scratcher to itch in between my toes. I catch you staring and ask "what are you looking at?" Yea, I know my feet stink. I'm certain I have athletes foot again. I always have athletes foot, it's like it never goes away. I continuously use my handy tool to scratch in between my itchy, red, blistery toes. Oh it hurts so bad. I ask you "Do you...

Sitting playing on my phone, I comment on how sweaty my feet are. I pry my sneaker off and catch a horrific stench from my foot that fills the air. I squish my face up in disgust. I take of my other sneaker and this foot smells even worse! I grab my back scratcher to itch in between my toes. I catch you staring and ask "what are you looking at?" Yea, I know my feet stink. I'm certain I have athletes foot again. I always have athletes foot, it's like it never goes away. I continuously use my handy tool to scratch in between my itchy, red, blistery toes. Oh it hurts so bad. I ask you "Do you like dirty socks? Dirty, sweaty stinky socks?" Well, I can guarantee you that my socks are all of those and more. I invite you to come in close and take a deep long whiff of my fungus filled socks. My size 9 feet cover the length of your face as you continue to sniff them, feeling the dampness of my socks against your nose. It's time to take these nasty socks off and let the air hit them. I spread my toes for you to inspect and smell how nasty and red in between my toes are. I really dig in between my toes with my "tool" now. I tell you to keep sniffing while I keep itching them. You like to have that fermented smell up your nose? It's enough to burn my eyes. I'm nice enough to offer you my smelly, sweaty sock...BUT, you have to earn them. And, you have not done enough to earn them YET!