So this stupid keyboard is your idea of a gift? You send me this pathetic toy and think I'm going to like it? Newsflash...IT'S FUCKING STUPID!!! And I'm going to demonstrate exactly how I feel about it. In my mind, I imagine this keyboard is YOU! I'd love to wrap my powerful legs around you and just squeeze the life out of you. Instead, I'm going to pick you apart, piece by piece. I rip the microphone right out of it before snapping each key right off of its hinges. My hands are so strong, I am so powerful, the grip of my hand around your neck, slowly cutting off your air supply. The damag...

So this stupid keyboard is your idea of a gift? You send me this pathetic toy and think I'm going to like it? Newsflash...IT'S FUCKING STUPID!!! And I'm going to demonstrate exactly how I feel about it. In my mind, I imagine this keyboard is YOU! I'd love to wrap my powerful legs around you and just squeeze the life out of you. Instead, I'm going to pick you apart, piece by piece. I rip the microphone right out of it before snapping each key right off of its hinges. My hands are so strong, I am so powerful, the grip of my hand around your neck, slowly cutting off your air supply. The damage I could do to you is represented by my total destruction of this toy. I explain how this keyboard is the symbolism of your body, and what I would do to you. The crushing, cracking and snapping you hear is what it would sound like as I crush you. I take the keyboard and put it over my knee, using my power to snap it right in half. It's guts being exposed. Kind of like what I would do to your tendons. I rip them right out, snapping every wire I can get my hands on. I ball up my hand and start pounding on it with my bare knuckles, over and over. Next, I take it under my powerful feet, stomping on it, crushing it into smaller pieces. I continue to dissect this useless keyboard until it's just a pile of JUNK, while at the same time, reminding you how much of a weak, fragile person you are. I will always be the stronger, more dominant, more powerful Goddess that you have ever seen. You...you're just trash!