So this stupid keyboard is your idea of a gift? You send me this pathetic toy and think I'm going to like it? Newsflash...IT'S FUCKING STUPID!!! And I'm going to demonstrate exactly how I feel about it. In my mind, I imagine this keyboard is YOU! I'd love to wrap my powerful legs around you and just squeeze the life out of you. Instead, I'm going to pick you apart, piece by piece. I rip the microphone right out of it before snapping each key right off of its hinges. My hands are so strong, I am so powerful, the grip of my hand around your neck, slowly cutting off your air supply. The damag... Show more