All these stay at home quarantine restrictions has me wondering how I'm going to get enough protein to keep up my fit body. Hmmm, it is supposed to rain tonight. That means those tiny little intruders are going to be looking for a place to escape! And those is not better protein source of protein than those little intruders! They all choose my home to take cover in. You'd think they would wonder why they never see their friends come back out. Their tiny little brains, they probably think I'm giving them a safe place to stay, so why would they leave? I love watching them try to run away bef...

All these stay at home quarantine restrictions has me wondering how I'm going to get enough protein to keep up my fit body. Hmmm, it is supposed to rain tonight. That means those tiny little intruders are going to be looking for a place to escape! And those is not better protein source of protein than those little intruders! They all choose my home to take cover in. You'd think they would wonder why they never see their friends come back out. Their tiny little brains, they probably think I'm giving them a safe place to stay, so why would they leave? I love watching them try to run away before catching them and placing them in my clear container. I sit them right in front of me while I eat, exaggerating my chewing. Choosing which one is always fun, too! I'll pluck one out of my holding container and dangle it above my giant mouth, showing the dark fate that awaits. I snap my teeth at the tiny intruder, then drop the tiny intruder whole in my food. I watch him squirm and kick around in my food, never stabbing them with my utensil. I promise him they'll be in a safe spot soon enough. Once I place the intruder in my mouth, I'm careful to chew when I have them in my mouth. I prefer to swallow them whole. I like feeling them tickle my taste buds and try to dodge my giant teeth. They wiggle their way past my uvula, struggle to get past my adams apple and into my esophagus, then past my sternum. They can now hear the dark dungeon of doom they're about to succumb to. Once in my acidic digestive juices, I can hear them screaming and groaning. I slosh the intruders around in my digestive juices actually helping make the digestive process go a little faster. My acidic juices are starting to burn your clothes off. I flex my stomach and press you deeper into my lower sphincter so it can open up and gulp you in. While you're still alive, you travel through my intestines. The whole process is giving me all the nutrients I need. Your friends should be coming to escape soon! That way it solves my problem of having to go out! My belly sounds confirm that you are on your way to being nothing but a skeleton, floating in my toilet, once I dispose of you