I've just finished working out, and while stretching, I come across two tiny little uninvited visitors. I know from experience how much nutrition these little guys possess. What perfect timing to find them and capture them, utilizing them as my post workout meal! I pick the first one up, and explain that I won't be chewing him up. I prefer to swallow him whole. I open my big wide mouth and place him on my tongue. I love the way he tastes already. I roll him around in my mouth before swallowing him whole. My strong neck contracts as he slides past my adam's apple and into my dark swampy bel...

I've just finished working out, and while stretching, I come across two tiny little uninvited visitors. I know from experience how much nutrition these little guys possess. What perfect timing to find them and capture them, utilizing them as my post workout meal! I pick the first one up, and explain that I won't be chewing him up. I prefer to swallow him whole. I open my big wide mouth and place him on my tongue. I love the way he tastes already. I roll him around in my mouth before swallowing him whole. My strong neck contracts as he slides past my adam's apple and into my dark swampy belly. I tell him companion that I have saved the best for last! I pick him up and dangle him over my wide opened mouth before setting him on my tongue. I love the kicking and squirming. It tickles, in fact. But the more he squirms, the more I can't wait to swallow him. Into my mouth and down the dark tunnel of my throat. Again, feeling this one struggle to get past my adam's apple. Now he has been reunited with his friend. I tease and taunt them by rubbing my belly and slapping on it. Right away I can hear them screaming and yelling from within my belly. I tell them to hold on tight, because I'm about to take them on a little ride! I roll my belly and the sloshing confirms they are victims of a tidal waves inside! You hear the gurgling as I quickly start to absorb their nutrients, even noticing my biceps getting bigger! Surely they run in bigger packs than two! I am off to find the rest of their little friends so I can stay healthy and fed!