As I do every year, I need to gather your inflatable pool toys. Pool mat, beach balls (the only balls your possess), and most importantly, your arm floaties. Without those, you can't even get IN the pool. And I'm not going to be responsible for you not . Not on my watch! A grown ass man like yourself loves the thought of a powerful woman, ME, prepping you for summer time! I get your arm floaties quickly blown up to slip on your arms. But, are you fucking kidding me?! They are too big and slip right off! Luckily we can use them as inner tubes and slip them right over your sad pathetic weak litt...

As I do every year, I need to gather your inflatable pool toys. Pool mat, beach balls (the only balls your possess), and most importantly, your arm floaties. Without those, you can't even get IN the pool. And I'm not going to be responsible for you not . Not on my watch! A grown ass man like yourself loves the thought of a powerful woman, ME, prepping you for summer time! I get your arm floaties quickly blown up to slip on your arms. But, are you fucking kidding me?! They are too big and slip right off! Luckily we can use them as inner tubes and slip them right over your sad pathetic weak little body. But first, I want to try them on! I struggle just to pull them over my fingers. The barely get over my hands! With this sight comes to mind a super idea for me! These inflatable pink puffs would be perfect to punch you in your silly little face! And, I'll be nice and blow up your Hello Kitty pool mat to lay on so you have cushion when I throw each one of my powerful blows to your face and body! Aha! Most likely the best .99 cents I have ever spent!!!