You walk in to find me sitting on the floor as I greet you. You ask how my day was, as I tell you about about my sneaker shopping experience from that day. You know how badly I need new sneakers, since all of mine or stinky and dirty. I picked out 3 different pairs that I liked and asked the sales lady to bring out my size in the first pair. While detailing my story, my feet are itching me SO bad. I take off one of my shoes to expose my filthy socks I've been wearing for like, 6 days straight. Continuing back to the story, I talk about how when I took off my sneakers I could see the look o...

You walk in to find me sitting on the floor as I greet you. You ask how my day was, as I tell you about about my sneaker shopping experience from that day. You know how badly I need new sneakers, since all of mine or stinky and dirty. I picked out 3 different pairs that I liked and asked the sales lady to bring out my size in the first pair. While detailing my story, my feet are itching me SO bad. I take off one of my shoes to expose my filthy socks I've been wearing for like, 6 days straight. Continuing back to the story, I talk about how when I took off my sneakers I could see the look on the sales womans face that she got a nice strong whiff of my funky socks. The first pair weren't what I wanted. I could see her whispering about my stinky feet to her co workers. I ask to try on the other two pair. She goes in the back and she claims she doesn't have my size 9 in either pair. She was clearly lying, not wanting me to put my stinky, funky, nasty sock in the stores shoes. I kept seeing her whispering to her co workers. She ended up randomly bringing me 12 pack of new white socks, saying they had those on sale in my size. I knew what she was insinuating. So, to get back at her, I sat down and took a the stores shoe horn and used it to scratch and dig at my blistering, raw toes. I hope I left my stench in the one pair of sneakers I tried on. At least I know YOU would appreciate my smelly, sweaty socks, right? Just look at how dirty my socks are! You would have been so upset if I bought that new pack of socks, right? And the shoes I have on now...WOW, the smell burns my nose hairs. I floss in between my toes with my socks knowing you have your eyes on the prize! My dirty, stinky, sweaty, fungus filled socks are yours now!