You come home to me sitting on the floor, waiting for you. Waiting to unleash my stinky, sweaty feet. I know how much you love them when they've been sweating all day, like they have today. My socks are so wet I can feel them sloshing in my sneakers. I peel off one sneaker and it feels so good to finally get some air to my feet! Oh gawd, the smell hits me like a ton of bricks! It practically gags me when I smell inside my sneaker. You want to smell inside? OK! But I warned you! Smell the insides of my sneakers. My socks are dirty and drenched, just the way you like them. Come on in, close....

You come home to me sitting on the floor, waiting for you. Waiting to unleash my stinky, sweaty feet. I know how much you love them when they've been sweating all day, like they have today. My socks are so wet I can feel them sloshing in my sneakers. I peel off one sneaker and it feels so good to finally get some air to my feet! Oh gawd, the smell hits me like a ton of bricks! It practically gags me when I smell inside my sneaker. You want to smell inside? OK! But I warned you! Smell the insides of my sneakers. My socks are dirty and drenched, just the way you like them. Come on in, close...closer! Take a big whiff of my stinky dirty socks. That mixed smell of mildew, mold and my cheese toes. Stick your nose right in between each one of my toes. You know what this smell and all of this itching and scratching means though, right? I have that damn athletes foot...AGAIN! I can't stop scratching my toes and you can't stop inhaling all of the bacteria and rank smell of my athletes foot. I peel off my filthy socks and continue itching the rawness in between my toes. I inspect in between my toes and see how they are peeling. I make sure to floss in between my toes with my already smelly, stinky socks, wiping even more of my fungus onto them. You want to stuff my stinky, wet, dirty socks far up into your nose and inhale? They are all yours!