Man, that was a good basketball match we had! And not just because I won! You know what our bet was! Whoever won got to choose what to make the other one do! It's your lucky day! I know how badly my feet sweat and stink, so I'm going to make you sniff them! That's right! I'm going to make you smell my feet! A bet is a bet! I take off one shoe and the smell knocks me out! The inside of my shoe smells like a mix of a frito chip and a damp basement. Come on in, smell the inside of my shoe! Now come in and smell my funky socks. OH, I forgot to mention that I haven't done laundry in 10 days, so...

Man, that was a good basketball match we had! And not just because I won! You know what our bet was! Whoever won got to choose what to make the other one do! It's your lucky day! I know how badly my feet sweat and stink, so I'm going to make you sniff them! That's right! I'm going to make you smell my feet! A bet is a bet! I take off one shoe and the smell knocks me out! The inside of my shoe smells like a mix of a frito chip and a damp basement. Come on in, smell the inside of my shoe! Now come in and smell my funky socks. OH, I forgot to mention that I haven't done laundry in 10 days, so these socks are the best dirty pair I could find. Man they itch so bad. Which also reminds me, I forgot to tell you I have a bad case of athletes foot. I'm sure you could tell while we were playing basketball. I kept trying to itch my other foot with my shoe. Have you ever had athletes foot? It burn and itches so bad, and my toes get raw and blistery. I take off my other shoe and it's even worse! Wow, you just took a really long sniff of my wet sweaty socks. Such a foul smell, I could smell them on our walk back home. Man they itch so fucking bad! Keep smelling my funky smelly socks! A deal's a deal! I struggle to get my wet socks off so you can smell in between my toes. You just love inhaling my raw cheesy toes, don't you? I'm getting the feeling you actually love it! My soles are so damp and clammy. All my red, raw skin peeling. YUCK! The smell is filling up the whole room. I floss my toes with my socks and it feels so good. My toe cheese and fungus rubbing off all over my socks. Now, you have to give me a foot rub. That's right! You have to touch my athletes foot! And if you do a good job, which I'm sure you will, you get to have my filthy, dirty, sweaty fungus filled socks! Oh, you want them now? You're such a foot freak, you can have them now!