I just got back from working out and you're aware of how much my feet sweat. I prop my feet up to relax and your you have a question for me. Excuse me? You want to what? You want to buy my socks? No way...I have athlete's foot! Trust me, you want nothing to do with these socks! Really? After what I just told you, you still want to sniff and buy my socks? How about you take a big whiff of the insides of my shoes. Ugh, my toes are so itchy! I warned you I have athlete's foot, but whatever! Go ahead and sniff that raunchy stinky fungus stench! My feet are soooo sweaty. I've been in my sneaker...

I just got back from working out and you're aware of how much my feet sweat. I prop my feet up to relax and your you have a question for me. Excuse me? You want to what? You want to buy my socks? No way...I have athlete's foot! Trust me, you want nothing to do with these socks! Really? After what I just told you, you still want to sniff and buy my socks? How about you take a big whiff of the insides of my shoes. Ugh, my toes are so itchy! I warned you I have athlete's foot, but whatever! Go ahead and sniff that raunchy stinky fungus stench! My feet are soooo sweaty. I've been in my sneakers for at least 10 hrs. You like that smell? My toes are so itchy and raw. They're peeling and burning. Why do you like feet anyways? Do you like the foot itself? The smell? Come, lean in and sniff my sweaty dirty athlete's foot socks. That rotten smell is making me gag. I can't dig in and itch between my toes hard enough. I am so sick of this athlete's foot! It never goes away. You like watching me itch my red, inflamed feet? I've been wearing these same socks for 8 days now and they are sweaty, smelly and filled with my toe cheese. I peel my socks off and use them to floss in between my toes. So, after knowing I have this fungus growing in between my toes, you still want to buy my socks? REALLY? Then let me really rub that fungus all off and onto my socks first. Here, you can have them! But I warned you! Just don't wear them, or you'll catch my nasty athlete's foot!