Poor little loser piggy. You have been following Me around the internet, from site to site, obsessing over every word I write, and especially My pictures. My wonderful pictures make you pitch a teeny tiny tent in your pants don't they?

I want you to be more than some random loser. You want to be more than some random loser. You want to be a good little paying puppet for Me, I know. I will make things very simple for you, pet. I know how easily distracted you are. This clip is what you need to find out how to become the perfect pet for Me.


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