You wake up uncomfortable. Your body seems stuff and reluctant to move. You open your eyes to see bars. You feel more bars with your fingers. All around you. You're in a cage. A pretty small cage, you can turn over but no more. You don't remember how this happened, but you recognise the room. You're at your girlfriends house. Then you spot her. "Don't you look sweet in a little cage?" She smiles. "I've had enough of your, you're a TERRIBLE boyfriend! I don't want to be with you anymore, but I think I'd be doing a disservice to women everywhere if I just let you loose as a single man. You are N... Show more