Right now, I am most likely sitting poolside or on a beach, perhaps in one of Ibizas famous nightclubs sipping .

I love this Island so much I'd stay here all summer. Guess who's funding that? Tell wifey/the boys/your parents (haha loser) that you just can't afford it this year, cancel the holiday and send the cash to Me!

If going on holiday meant taking time off work, now you work over time to make more cash for Me. After all, you deserve NOTHING.