Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse... Then the little loser got up and rushed to his computer...

Sneaking away to indulge in your favourite passtime, obeying Me. While I want you here, in front of your computer, clicking & paying over & over for Me I still think it's pretty fucking sad. I'll be spending the day with My friends & family, you're trying to avoid them so you have more time to wank off watching Me.

If you're going to sit there, red faced and flustered, you'd better get your wallet.
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