Oh honey, I'm so glad you're here! I hope you didn't overhear anything too exciting... I don't care if you did really. I was having fun with a real man. Not a dork like you. It was GREAT. He was so hot.. Touched Me in all the right places... Afterwards, I slipped this little lacy thong on, just to save all of his yummy cum for you to lap up.

Be a good boy and lick these clean for Me, will you?