Hey cum chugger! Every year I buy the people I care about a silly advent calendar. It's a tradition. I don't particularly care for you so I'm not buying anything for you, but I thought of something else. You're going to jerk that dick and slurp up your own cum EVERY SINGLE DAY from 1st December til Christmas day. Like a losers advent calendar, less tasty than a chocolate one but you'll love it I'm sure. It's right up your street. I even have some different ways you can eat it to make things more interesting!

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