Pay attention minions! I know that weaklings like yourself need structure in your lives. You need to be told what to do. Without My guidance you'll likely end up in all sorts of trouble, lost to despair. We can't have that, can we? No. So, I've come up with a list of tasks I want you to complete every day. As a dedicated worshipper you'll obey, I know. You want to please Me, you want to be useful to Me, you crave My attention. This way you might get some attention. You might become useful. I'll occupy your thoughts all day long, you'll find yourself falling deeper in love with me, more dedicat... Show more