Seriously, I sometimes think I am sooo twisted... This clip proves it. It makes Me feel better to know that perverts like you are far more perverted than Me, 'cause you'll do what I tell you and get off on it.

Be warned though, freak show, this clip contains some pretty disgusting instructions which you are required to carry out. If you're at all repulsed by your own bodily secretions, don't buy it.

Wouldn't want to gross you out too much.... That's a lie. I revel in your mysery!